Tuesday, October 20, 2009
There was a bathroom emergency on the way to the hotel one night. We skidded to the side of the road because I have a squirrel bladder. Thankfully, I didn't have to spend time in a Chinese prison for indecent exposure. Matt and the carful of Chinese dudes we were traveling with were careful not to draw attention to me as cars roared by. They were cheering me on as I discreetly peed along side the highway, and were kind enough to shine the high beams on me so I could see what I was doing. The horn was beeped a few times so I could find my way back to the car... and Matt was also kind enough to document the whole thing with his camera. Awesome.